
Baby Doc as President of Haiti
That's right, folks, the intermittent TWS
Crappo Awards Extravaganza is here again! For those who don't know, the Crappo Awards were named after my children's term for a really crappy person--a crappo.
Jean Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier, who became President of Haiti at the age of nineteen following the death of his father, President Francois Duvalier--one of the most ruthless and unprincipled dictators in modern history--was arrested yesterday upon his return to Haiti, claiming that he was only there to help with his country's restoration after the recent terrible earthquake. Baby Doc was immediately released, unfortunately, but the editors of
The Walrus Speaks are hopeful that he will see justice for his crimes, which include murder and torture of dissidents by his (and his father's) infamous paramilitary organization, the
Tonton Macoutes, that murdered 60,000 Haitians.
Turning to America, the newly elected Governor of Alabama Robert Bentley said this: "Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're not my brother and you're not my sister." I don't think any more has to be said about Bentley.
The Walrus Speaks is proud to present its prestigious Crappo award to these two nefarious individuals.